Saturday, May 8, 2010

Heights of INSANENESS


Today  I (anyone who believes in this can join in) mourn the death of "COMMEN SENSE". As the name says "COMMON" ,it no longer is,it is something that i guess belongs to the dinosaur era :). To a certain limit i even believe that children have a better commen sense that detoriates as they grow up (P.s itz purely my beliefe).. 

Some instances that really make me think bout the rarity of commen sense are just listed below,


  • In a Lab,
Tutor(well-educated enough to train college students) asks two girls (wearing scarf's) : why don't u gals where Head caps?? Don't u know the rules of the lab hours ??
{The Insane Factor : Theses girls already have their heads along with their hair covered with a scarf , wad will the head cap help them in *baking :P *...for god sake they are not in an sterile zone  ..itz a LAB : D }

  • At prinicpal's office,Principal says to hostelites who require weekend permission to go home : why do u want to go home ma?? That to in this hot climate ?? u can stay back in the hostel rite?? i  can't give u permission, go back to the hostel !
  • {Insane Factor : Dude, its my home, it's weekend , and the hostel sucks bigtime...isn't this reason enough} 

[If i just had the guts and my hall ticket was not in his hands then ,then the situation would be somewhat like this - Listen Mr.Princi..it's my home..and i don't care if its hot or cold..WAD DO U HAVE TO DO BY ME GOIN HOME ?? WHY, U DONT GO HOME DAILY?? and i am not asking ur permission,i am kindly informing u that i am leaving the PRISON PREMISES ... : D]

  • Just recently heared that our class room is constantly under survillence via 6 CAMERAS............
{Insane Factor : we r in college not in an army camp....}
[My Take : WAD THE MACHI IS THIS ?? (O_o) I hope we are not the next target of Al-Quida 
: D ] 

  • A recent tactic to stop students from staying back in the hostel is that, the warden( on the AD's order) switches off the main supply at sharp 8:30 am and it remins that way till 4:00 pm..(Till college gets over)..
{Insane Factor : People who wanna bunk have many other places to kill time other than the hostel room's..}


  • Insaneness got  better when,  schools were required to get 

    parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a 

    student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.



  • Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments 

    became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received 

    better treatment than their victims. (THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY TRUE)


  • Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself 

    from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for

    assault. (MAN...U GOT URSELF SCREWED FOR THIS IN THE CASE OF SELF DEFENCE)

  • Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
  • {The company that paid her, is a very well known coffee outlet (p.s not stating the name coz i am not completely sure of it,thus avoiding another example of insaneness), and the plea by which the lady won the case was by stating tht , the cup that conatined coffee did not have a  attention note saying: "Contents are Hot"} :D :D....


Well,these reasons were pretty much enough for me to mourn the dismiss of common sense..and welcome the new world of COMMON SENSE MODIFIED..yep this is wad i would be calling the present era :P... if possible try sparing some common sense for urself before it becomes totally a thing of the far-gone past (SAVE URSELF)....

(p.s sorry if my post was a bit sarcastic... )

people out ther injoy the splended hot weather...*keep urslf hydrated always*...love u all...take loads of care....spread love..keep smiling... MASALAMA...... :D :D :D